Saturday 1 August 2009

British Artists get their phones hacked

UK’s most famous policeman raised an analysis last Thursday on one report of journalists at Rupert Murdoch’s News of the World. For what, you ask? Why, because the chief of the paper was conniving to hack the cellphones of celebrities and renowned public officials. And who are these prominent officials? Well, one is Gwyneth Paltrow. Really, that’s the top of the mountain. That’s all that matters to me. Is some techno-whizkid tried, ineffectively, to hack Gwyneth Paltrow’s phone. And also one of the celebrity George Michael’s. This is obviously a cyberpunk plan to gain access to the in secret guarded inner circle of people who haven’t put out work in a decade. And even then, were mysteriously well-liked. Other notable personalities who had their blackberries exploded were former deputy Prime Minister John Prescott, former culture secretary Tessa Jowell, and celebrity cook Nigella Lawson. That sounds like a cracking roster. But for our rationale, we will visualize tech-discussions, notes, and twitters sent from the phones of George Michael and Gwyneth’s phone. Because you have to be anxious to hack the tech of the most frustrating people working in showbiz.

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